Love/hate relationship with the phone...more hate than love ;-)

I'm happy to have a cell phone. Really. After all, I may need to call and get the time for a movie. Or check my account balance. No, wait-- I use the computer for those things.

Well, Papaw might ring to ask if he can stop by with some pie. (Always a "yes!") Sometimes I need to reach a friend to plan a playdate. Or call my neighbor and ask her to send my boy home for dinner.
But the stickin' phone also causes soooo many interruptions to my life. Even when I don't answer it.
There are some things you just shouldn’t do with a phone…
It's up for debate. This is just my opinion (and the opinion of possibly every person who has bought a phone scrambler. Too bad they're illegal.)

(Side note/ disclaimer/ fine print: I am not mad at anyone, nor am I thinking of any one person who has violated the phone etiquette rules. Heck, I'm sure I've violated them myself! I think this is all pretty minor. I just don't answer my phone most of the time, no biggie. This is more of a In-A-Perfect-World kind-of thought... I won't unfriend anyone if they answer the phone during dinner, so relax!! :-) It's all good. Now, on to the gritty...)

#1 Don't call me if you're bored. :-) Please.
I love my friends and family. I enjoy getting together with you, going to field trips, cooking club, crafting club, church, playdates, lunch outings. But I enjoy being WITH the people I'm with. If you aren't here, you can safely assume that someone else is. I have four little people All. The. Time. My kids practice enough "time playing alone nicely" when I have to make *necessary* (boring, unappealing, irritating) calls. So I don't like to just wander off and ignore them while I carry on an unnecessary and lengthy conversation. If you were standing right here, you could see that the 3-year old's nose just started bleeding, or my 5-year old slammed his own finger in the bathroom door. Or the neighbor kids are at the door wanting to play. Or that I was cooking while talking and now my stove is on fire. Or a million other things that can happen in 5 minutes. Not that any of those things have actually happened. Oh my.

But you're not here, so you innocently carry on, chatting away while I ...
a) drop the phone and deal with the issue at hand.

b) ignore any issues at hand because, after all, the phone trumps "real life,"
or c) rudely interrupt you to scream, "call you back," while grabbing baking soda and flinging it at the stove.
So I prefer to talk to people in person. Or on email, when I can rise and leave the computer whenever I need to. If we need to catch up, let's stick to a 5-minute update and plan a time to go grab a bite to eat. THEN we can talk!

- Okay, everyone owns a cell now. Which means, of course, that we can talk whenever and where ever we want, not that we shooooouuld. Which brings me to
Rule #2 It’s rude to talk on the phone in restaurants, libraries, classes...baptisms, funerals, museums... also during plays, in theaters, observatories. If the lights are off, your phone should be, too. ( or at least keep your phone on silent. Duh.) And weddings. Of course.

(yeah, this thing is REAL, click the picture to go to the site)

Annoying people by making disruptive noises has been on the "Miss Manners" list since the human body first learned to make nasty sounds on purpose.(Fred, did you hear that?!)

#3 It’s rude to talk loudly. I don’t mean the slightly-elevated speaking tone. I mean the STRAIGHT-UP-SCREAMING that I hear occasionally. Usually in a store. If you have to scream, wait until you're in your own home. Plus it makes you look super crazy if you’re walking down the street screaming into a hidden Bluetooth. (Besides, shouting itself is already an etiquette violation! Right, kids?)

#4 Ahh… Bluetooth. (click it, you know you want to!) Great when you're driving, cooking, or when your hands are full... but not so useful for anything else. For goodness sakes, take it off your ear when you’re not on the phone. The thing is goofy-looking and it’s completely unnerving to talk to someone who could be on the phone with someone else. Plus the blinking light is distracting. Are you even expecting a call? Really? One thing I know for sure, if we take ourselves too seriously, life will be sure to humble us… publicly.
Take the cell phone out of your ear and truly “be” in the moment.

#5 Speaker phoning is completely unnecessary and obnoxious in public. There’s no reason why anyone should have to listen to both ends of your conversation. I did meet a sweet lady once who simply didn't know how to turn her speaker phone off. You can bet that I kindly helped her. :-) My good deed for the day!

#6 Yes, I know the Crackberries, the iPhones, and the rest of the techno-stuff is super addictive, but that doesn’t mean they should be permanently glued to your hand or ear! When you’re with someone, be with them (remember what I said above?) Do not constantly text in the company of others. (Yes, girl, this applies to you in the theater, even if you're sitting alone. Your screen light is still on.)
Focus on the person you're with, not your email, sports scores, online shopping, or texting your hubby 50 times in 10 minutes. Put the phone away when you're with someone (noooo, not on the table by your wine.)

#7 A kindergartner does NOT need a cell phone. Of course, in my humble opinion, no elementary child really -needs- a cell phone.

Sooo, if you leave me a message, and I send you an email back, now you know why. I'm not avoiding YOU, just the phone. If you call me when you know I'm home, and yet it goes to voicemail, you can safely assume that I'm busy. Because I do not ever answer the phone when I'm busy-- that means I do not jump up from dinner, or leap half-naked out of the shower to answer a possibly-important call. If it's important, you'll leave a message. Or, better yet, send me an email. I homeschool four children, run a household, pay the bills, try to maintain a social life, prayer life, family life, plus spend lots of time with my Man... so forgive me if I ignore the phone 90% of the time.

Okay, I'm done.
What do you think? Do you, like most women, love the phone? Am I just completely nuts for despising it as much as I do? Perhaps my phone-over-activity as a teenager has led me down this road, of phone-scorn? You know what they say about guys using up all of their words before they get home from work; maybe women also have life-time-phone-minutes, and mine are already gone?
Can we maintain that 5-minute max phone allowance for conversations?? If you need me, let me know. If it's important (really, think about that one-- if your cat puked up a hairball, or your kid stuck an aspirator in his mouth, then it is NOT important phone fodder,) then call and I'll talk. But if you're just milling over which movie you want to see or what color to dye your hair, jot me an email and I'll get back to you when I can. Now, if you happen to have email-scorn, then we'll just have to *gasp* get together in person!! ;)

Now, where did I put that stupid phone?

While he was sick and lay a-bed...

My little Mr. Dash was very sick with a stomach bug from Wednesday night until Saturday. Seeing as how Fred just switched jobs, and we're currently without medical insurance, for the first time in our married life, I was doing my best to play doctor and nurse to my little guy. I figured, as long as I could keep him hydrated and get his fever down, we'd be okay. It's not like he'd need an antibiotic to treat a stomach bug anyway. No reason to medicate when he just needed rest and fluids.

(Just so you know, I wouldn't have hesitated to bring him in, if I thought there was a real need. We would have paid out of pocket, if necessary.)

Well, I did manage to keep him hydrated, through popsicles and vitamin drinks. And, thanks to Tylenol chewables and children's ibuprofen, we were able to keep that pesky fever at bay most of the time. The next line of business was to keep a very sick little boy occupied, when he was awake. We drew pictures, and played with little army men (which brought back very fond memories of my Papaw reading The Land of Counterpane by Robert Louis Stevenson, when I was a kid.)

While Dash was sleeping the hours away on Friday, the other kids and I decided to make him a paperdoll of himself.

Then we posed the doll in the flowers, above the couch where he was sleeping, and waited for him to wake up and notice.

He liked it. :-)

Smile--

score for us!

As you can see, he was feeling much, MUCH better by Saturday evening!!

This video was taken after Fred spent half an hour playing "Crack the Egg" and the "1-2-3 Game." These kids totally wear us out!!!

Check out more We Play Ideas for children!

What is Art?

Is it food? Altered couture? Something drawn on...painted...sketched... etched...spray-painted...carved?

Yes.

Is it built, sewn, layered, scribbled, photographed?

Yes.

Is it sometimes commonplace, overlooked, taken for granted?

Yes.

Do you need a degree or a title? Do you need a special room or studio? Must you have years of experience? Does someone else need to call it art? Or call you an artist?

No.

Art in pen, (print and enjoy)...

ready for crayons, markers, or paint...
Art in food...

Color and shapes

of carrots, turkey dogs,

popcorn, cheerios, tomatoes,

grapes, apricots, almonds, quesadillas... Art in chalk...

with butterfly babies...

and alien abductions...

Art in colored pencil...

and words to live by...

Art in dishes...
and in nature...

Art in Journaling...

Art. Yeah, it can change your life.

It brightens the world, encourages others,

puts smiles on faces, and colors the drab.

Go. Do Art.

Talent is God's gift to you

Using your talent is your gift to God.

Red Skelton

simple paper garlands

This cool weather is propelling me forward into Fall Crafting!
The kids helped design these simple paper garlands, using scrapbook paper, streamers, and raffia. Each triangle is about a foot tall.

Not finished with this one yet. It needs some embellishment-ing along the top.

Duck on a Bike

Excuse the messy playroom and shiny nose. ;-) My Oldest was snapping some pictures of me, because she was so taken with the goofiness. Yes, give me a book or some crazy music, and my drama comes out!

Starts out calmly enough...I love his smiles and giggles when the story grabs his interest!

(and, yes, my kid used ricrac to tie a chopstick to his hand. Hmm)
Okay, okay, you caught me. I LOVE this silly little book!

I've always enjoyed the David Shannon books.

In fact, I thought of making a personalized "Oh David!" book for my third son. Seems fitting.

Check out his books, if you haven't seen them.

What beautiful eyes you have, my toddler boy.

No worries, that's bread that he's shoving in his mouth.

Man, look at how big my 3-year old is. (sniff) The time goes by so fast! I still try to hold my 11- and 9-year olds, when I can grab them in a hug, in passing. ;) Seems like only yesterday that I was waiting for my first child to say her first word.

Ah, good times. And more to come.

Tweaking

I'm attempting to streamline things, and get the gadgets working more smoothly. If you're in a reader, then you're missing the sidebar change. Hop on over and follow. Networked blogs should run with less effort on my part, publishing to the fan page automatically. I was having trouble getting the syndication setting to work properly before. (If all you heard was blah, blah, blah-- fear not-- just "follow" and I'll take care of the rest.)

To clarify-- I'm talking about the Facebook gadgets. You don't need to undo anything you've already done; just click on the networked blogs follow, if you want to. :-)

Thank you, friends, for being such a huge support to me. Homeschooling, decor, and crafts are passions for me. I appreciate the inspiration that so many of you have given me, and I hope this blog might do a little inspiring in return. ((hugs))

Modge Podge Shoes!

When I get serious about an evening refocus (from preoccupied, tired house-pick-up to BaBoom Craft Rejuvenation!) I don't waste much time. :-D

I saw modge podged SHOES here at Modge Podge Rocks, and dashed to my closet to find a suitable pair for experimentation. Flats might have worked better, but these were all I could come up with, on short notice.
Once upon a time, I wore these pumps with my navy sailor-type dress. As you can see, though, the toes were wearing out.


I simply grabbed some material, cut it slightly larger than I needed (semi-followed these steps at Make It & Love It, except that I had to cut separate pieces for the toes and heels) and thickly modge podged it on.

The shoes are a bit stiffer than I expected, but should wear in fairly soon (actually, in these pictures, the outside wasn't even completely dry-- should've waited just a bit longer, and I need to take my exacto knife around the edges, for a smoother finish.)


Best of all, I used OUTDOOR modge podge, so they'll be suitable for things like this...




Well, kinda suitable.

I do almost anything in a skirt and heels... remember the horseback riding pictures? ;-)



Yay! I feel the juices flowing again. Quick, hand me some paints! Send me some links, share some ideas! Get your craft on!